18 senior, hyper,weird,not that bright,nice,progessing,
Booze Birthday Cake Shots!
What you need:
- 1 oz. Cake Vodka
- 1 tsp Dry White Cake Mix
- 1/2 oz. Whipped Cream Vodka
- 1/2 oz. Half & Half
- Whipped Cream
- Sprinkles
How to make:
Shake all ingredients in a martini shaker with ice and strain into sprinkle-rimmed (optional) shooter or shot glass and top with whipped cream and more sprinkles.
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If I saw ANY of these things IRL, I’d (in order):
1. Shit myself
2. Stare in awe
3. Run like the wind after it looks at me
Nope
Face them with my head held high.
aren’t these the titans from the hercules movie or do I just have my head in disney-mode?
The second picture is the art from the Magic the Gathering card Progenitus but its flipped to face a different way.
this kinda scared the crap outta me
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Okay now this deserves to be re-blogged rather than half naked girls or expensive shit like seriously grow a damn heart.
Bless you and your mom.
<3
<3 this is actual amazing!
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hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
OH MY GOD
HEY CANADADIANS~~~Go fuck a moose
HEY GUESS WHO HAD LAST MONDAY OFF
and guess who gets to ride a polar bear 2 skewl NOT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ohmygod. “hey americans have fun paying for your health care” HAHAHAHHAA
LMFAOHAHAHAH
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The annular solar eclipse seen from Toontown in Tokyo Disneyland on May 20th.
dafuq
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